Oshtrayan
Memo to Pauline Hanson: You may be Oshtrayan, but I am Australian; you do not represent me or my values. Back to your chip shop, you filthy peasant.
I don't like Anna Coren. Her forehead moved.
I don't like Anna Coren. Her forehead moved.
posted by Today Tonight at 11:38 PM
6 Comments:
Is the new person on TT there to stay or is she just a fill in?
I for one hope Pauline Hanson wins the Cronulla seat. I understand she is a knob yadda yadda yadda, but think of the hilarity. Everyone would refer to Cronulla as the most racist place in Australia. Seriously it would be a great conversation killer.
A- So where you from
B- Cronulla, so you come here often?
A- *Silence*
Also isn't ACA the original so should you be an ACA fan rather then a TT fan? Or maybe I am missing the point.
Also I just had to set up a blog to post that. Was it really worth it? I think not. Putting extra effort in is the most UnAustralian thing EVAH!
I thought you already set up a blog. Seriously, if the effort to post a comment to this blog exceeds the effort it takes me to write a post, something's wrong. Very wrong. Damn the system, fight the man!
You know what I hate about ACA? That they took away Mike Munro's hosting duties. I loved him like I love my creepy uncle with the gimpy leg and obsession with the Best and Less catalogue's kiddie section. I've been boycotting it ever since he was booted, but with this new bird, I may have to reconsider my boycott. How's SBS World News?
See my problem with TT is Stan Grant. For some reason I hate him like I hate Tim Bailey.
My fondest memory of Mike Munro was when they used his name on Catch Phrase and there was a pitcure of a boat called Mun and a guy rowing and his name on his t-shit was Mike. That would have to be the highlight of his career.
Just recently my friend admitted to being a child model. Mainly in trackies in Best & Less magazines.
Apparently I didn't setup a blog last time, I must have somehow beaten the system. I would try and do it again, but I think it is time for a crossword.
A friend of mine modelled for Best and Less when she was a wee one. She was very proud of it when she told us all about years ago. Probably isn't so much now.
And Tim Bailey is a foul little man and probably the biggest pedo ever. I catch the end of the 5pm news a few times a week and he's there with those kids, cracking awkward jokes at the newsreaders and I'm thinking "can't relate to adults, loves spending time with kids, where are the lawsuits?" My dad had to work with him on some charity thing and apparently he's a big a cunt in real life as he is on tv. Made the whole thing really impossible and pissed off dad's staff who then threatened a revolt (but they're public servants, so they got bored halfway through and went off for a cup of tea).
Ah, spiteful gossip! How I love thee.
He is a tool, I don't know anyone who likes him either and I rate your "relates to kids" concept, but what kids are interested in the weather? Don't worry, I'll answer that, NONE. So fire him and let me be annoying on TV. I swear I can do the most patronising voice in the world. And it makes me feel good when I do it, so give me the job.
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