Why is no one online? I'd go out (yeah right!) but I went for yum cha this morning, more than fulfilling my holiday friendship quota for the weekend. Got pretty shitfaced afterward when we adjourned to a neighbouring bar for an after meal tipple - good times! Now I'm all tarted up in a towel turban, bathrobe and mudmask (damn sexy) and will not be setting foot outside the place tonight. I wish my friends took this sort of approach to Saturday nights, but they're off drinking fruity cocktails and lollywater drinks and wearing ra ra skirts. Skanks.

I think it's time to crack another tinny.