I was a wee bit sloshed last night and didn't realise that I'd turned on 9 instead of 7, so I saw a bit of ACA. It was fucking gold. So, some fat pedo with sideburns and thick glasses has started a creepy contest called Teen Idol to cater to the tween to barely legel market that Australian Idol is apparently discriminating against. Best part is he uses a logo that looks very similar to the show's logo and then the lawyers are called in. Oh, so funny! What the hell is this freak doing spending his time with cute teenagers, especially when he claims he doesn't make any money off the concept? I'm all for exploiting and profiting from untalented famewhores if there's more than a few bucks to be made, but what's the point of putting in all that effort otherwise? I bet this bloke is pulled up on kiddie rape/porn charges at some point in the near future. Best part of the story was when the little brats and their parents complained about not being able to "live their dreams". Um, yeah, you're fucking 15 years old, you should be in school, getting an education that you'll find useful when you realise that your dream died the day your thighs dimpled and you refused to suck the cock of some fat guy with sideburns and thick glasses in exchange for an RSL gig.

Ok, so teens are fucking retarded. But there were parents screaming for this ripoff show to continue, parents! And the fuckers at ACA didn't even bring in the crazy show mother angle - I expected music from Gypsy to be playing while these bitches ranted. Oh, and did I mention that none of these artistes could even sing? I probably did, but I can't be bothered checking back. Anyway, none of them could sing, and they were wearing creeepy formal gowns and doing those hand movements that Celine Dion made popular before the anorexia stole her power of movement.

I hope the fat guy with sideburns and thick glasses loses his house after he gets bankrupted by legal fees. That would be awesome.